1 Honestly God blessed nigerian girls with everything, brain beauty and wisdom
the only thing remaining is transport fare
2 Slim ladies pls always put some heavy stones in your handbag bcos nowadays the wind is crazy
3 Since i deleted all fat girls from my list my phone has stopped hanging
4 Another sex style has been established and found in Nigeria its called Buhari
you'll just stay on top without doin anything
5 If a nigerian guy buys you iphone11 and didn't ask for sex,its either he's impotent or wants to use you for rituals
6 Good sex can make a guy apologise for what he didn't do* he'll be like ''baby I'm sorry for Michael jackson's death''
7 ''how can a guy hurt a beautiful girl like you''
this phrase comes from a guy who wants to finish u finally ladies beware
8 Imagine on judgement day when its ur turn to be judge and all the demons start hailing u;
Marlians! Oba soapy, olosho master, rasterman ,osomo1, agbawo, 2 odds king, igbolabi1* bros just start jogging to hell don't delay the queue
9 Satan couldn't come to earth himself, so he sent those girls with big boobs and bum bum
10 since when I've been posting jokes no girl has even told me ''gamzy I love you'' or send me card sef
let me just shift beside the back jare lets kwantinue
11 The reason why nigeria's economy is not growing is bcos of our political parties*. If God sends down blessings they'll use umbrella to prevent it from reaching the country(P.D.P) then if it eventually comes down they'll na use broom to sweep it away(A.P.C) and even if they don't,one hungry chicken is always there to eat it up(APGA)** just one thing or the other nawa
infact I'm leaving this country for Ogun state :>
11 Pls if i put Milo on any of my naira notes
does that make me a MILLIONAIRE?